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JUST IN: BUHARI, SARAKI TURN TALISMEN AS THEY PERFORM NATIONAL MIRACLE

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It is one of the greatest suprises of all time as the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari together with the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki have both turned to Talismen. Not only did they surprise Nigerians with miracles but they have broken records of miracles and magics already set by world renowned professionals. It was yesternight, 31st of March, 2017 at the Presidential Villa, in the presence of the Vice-president Yemi Osinbajo and some other ministers the flabagasted actions were displayed. Click here to see the video 'Don't waste your time it's simply APRIL FOOLS DAY fellas.

FOOTBALL: FIFA REVEALS NEW SYSTEM FOR SELECTING QUALIFIED TEAMS FOR WORLD CUP

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FIFA has revealed 48 team World Cup plans FIFA wants World Cup 2026 onwards to have 48 teams. According to the latest plans, the breakdown will be: UEFA (Europe): 16 slots CONCACAF (North, Central America+Caribbean): 6 slots CONMEBOL (South America): 6 slots AFC (Asia): 8 slots CAF (Africa): 9 slots OFC (Oceania): 1 slot That's 46 total. The remaining 2 will be decided by a 6 team playoff, 1 team per confederation except UEFA. Host country confederation gets 2 slots (What happens when UEFA is the host?  In the playoffs, the two top-ranked FIFA teams will play the winners of the knockout games among the 4 others. The first playoff will be in November 2025.

POTD: SEE THE CUTE BABY THAT HAS GOT MORE SWAGS THAN YOU

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STEFAN We have brought to you the picture that's gonna make your TGIF; Stefan is the "swaggalicious" baby in town, he has been storming the net since birth. With his cute natural hair, he has killed the camera. You can't just beat the handsome looking young man. That's how Celebrities roll. Pray you have a gorgeously looking Kid like this young King. Check more pictures below;

PRESIDENCY, SENATE’s FACE-OFF GETS MESSIER, AS SAGAY SAYS, THEY CAN’T SUMMON ME, IT’S ILLEGAL; NIGERIANS VOICED OUT

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Senate suspends Ndume for 6 months, clears Saraki, Melaye …Summons Sagay for insulting senators …Mixed reactions trail face-off—THE battle of wits between the Presidency and the Senate took a new twist, yesterday, as the Senate summoned the Chairman, Presidential Advisory Committee against Corruption, Professor Itse Sagay, SAN, for describing the lawmakers’ actions as childish and irresponsible. Speaker of the House of Representatives, Hon. Yakubu Dogara; Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki and President Muhammadu Buhari The Senate asked Professor Sagay to appear before the Committee on Ethics, Privileges and Public Petitions, led by Senator Samuel Anyanwu, PDP, Imo East, to clear himself of the allegation and explain why he insulted the Senate as an institution. The committee was given four weeks to submit its report.  In a reposte, Prof Sagay said the lawmakers cannot summon him and described the summons as illegal. This happened on a day  the Upper Chamber suspended former Senat

COMPLETE STORY: SENATE SUSPENDS ALI NDUME, CLEARS MELAYE AND SARAKI OF ALLEGATIONS

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 The Nigerian Senate has suspended former majority leader Ali Ndume for six months for bringing unproven allegations against his colleagues Senator Dino Melaye and Senate President Bukola Saraki. Ali Ndume has now been suspended from his legislative duties for the next six months. We gathered that the move is one of the recommendations of the Senate Committee on Ethics and Privileges which probed the allegations of certificate forgery against Melaye and avenging of seized bulletproof Range Rover against Saraki. Tendering the report for approval before the senators on Wednesday, March 29, Senator Sam Nwanyanwu said the allegations brought against the two senators by Ndume were false after due investigation.  The report, which was signed by two-thirds of the committee, cleared Saraki and Melaye of any wrongdoing but suspended Ndume for failing to conduct proper investigation before making the allegations. According to the committee, Ndume was the one that dragged Saraki's name

FOOTBALL: CHELSEA TO MAKE HAZARD BEST-PAID PLAYER IN PREMIER LEAGUE WITH £300,000-A-WEEK DEAL

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CHELSEA will open talks with Eden Hazard on a new £300k-a-week contract next month. Chelsea’s Belgian midfielder Eden Hazard celebrates scoring his team’s third goal during the English Premier League football match between Manchester City and Chelsea at the Etihad Stadium in Manchester, north west England, on December 3, 2016. AFP Negotiations on an improved deal were scheduled to take place at the end of this season. But Stamford Bridge chiefs have decided to bring talks forward after increased speculation that Hazard is the top summer target for Real Madrid. The 26-year-old is in the process of appointing a new agent and that has made the situation more complicated. Chelsea, however, are keen to fight off interest from Real and will offer a new deal despite the fact Hazard was given a pay rise to 200k per week two years ago. Real president, Florentino Perez, is up for re-election this summer and is widely expected to name Hazard as his next prospective ‘galactico’ signing. Che

FOOTBALL: LIVERPOOL TO RUSH PHILIPPE COUTINHO AND ROBERTO FIRMINO HOME ON CHARTERED JET

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    The pair are expected to play in Brazil's World Cup qualifier against Paraguay on Wednesday night. Roberto Firmino and Philippe Coutinho are club and international team-mates. Liverpool will charter a plane to fly home twinkle-toed pair Philippe Coutinho and Roberto Firmino ahead of the Merseyside derby. The attacking tandem have been in Brazil for World Cup qualifiers, but the Reds are keen to keep them as fresh as possible for the clash with Everton. Coutinho, who is hoping to continue his unbeaten run in the Merseyside derby, believes the fixture is just as intense for players as it is for fans. The Liverpool number 10 has scored twice in seven cross-city encounters since joining the Reds in January 2013, enjoying two wins and five draws. He missed the last-gasp victory at Goodison Park in December as he was injured, but is keen to reacquaint himself with the fixture this weekend at Anfield. “The rivalry is like any derby - it's intense,” said Coutinho,

BREAKING NEWS: SEN. ALI NDUME SUSPENDED FOR SIX MONTHS

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J Ali was found guilty of not “making due diligence” before filing a petition against Senators Saraki and Melaye. Senator Muhammed Ali Ndume was on Wednesday suspended for six months by the Senate over his allegations against Senate President Dr Bukola Saraki and Senator Dino Melaye. Ali was found guilty of not “making due diligence” before filing a petition against Senators Saraki and Melaye. His suspension was based on the recommendation of the Senate Committee on Ethics, Privileges and Public Petitions considered by the lawmakers at the Wednesday plenary session. Details soon.

SARAKI vs NCS: N298m ARMORED SUV CASE GETS MESSIER AS EVIDENCE PROVED THE SENATE PRESIDENT LIED

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A haulage driver named Ojo Aloba has stated that he was hauling the Range Rover imported for use by Senate President Bukola Saraki before officers of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) intercepted and seized the vehicle. In addition to seizing the Range Rover, reportedly for irregularities related to the use of fake documents to significantly reduce the import duty for the car, the customs officers also impounded Mr. Aloba’s haulage truck. Mr. Aloba, who owned up that he was the designated driver transporting the controversial armored Range Rover car, told a correspondent of SaharaReporters that he picked up the car from Mr. Saraki’s residence in Ikoyi and commenced its haulage to Abuja. According to him, it was in the process of conveying the vehicle to Abuja that customs officers seized the Range Rover at Ore Road, Ogun State. The officers noted that the car used fake documents to clear the car. And the same documents reduced the amount of import duty assessed on the expensiv

FOOTBALL: RONALDO REACHED ANOTHER MILESTONE OF INTERNATIONAL GOALSCORING RECORD

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The Portugal forward opened the scoring in Tuesday night's friendly against Sweden to equal Mirsolav Klose's record of 71 international goals Cristiano Ronaldo has now equalled Miroslav Klose's total of 71 goals. Ronaldo moved into the top 10 international goalscorers of all-time with his strike in Portugal's 3-2 friendly defeat against Sweden on Tuesday night. The Real Madrid forward, who scored his 69th and 70th international goals in the 3-0 defeat of Hungary on Saturday, notched his 71st to open the scoring at the Estádio dos Barreiros. Ronaldo slotted past goalkeeper Karl Johnsson in the 18th minute to take his place among some of international football’s greats. The goal put Ronaldo joint-ninth in the all-time rankings, alongside Germany’s Miroslav Klose, Saudi Arabia’s Majed Abdullah, Malawi’s Kinnah Phiri and Thailand’s Kiatsuk Senamuang. By equalling Klose’s record, Ronaldo also becomes the joint-third highest European international goalscorer in history.

MELAYE-GATE: DINO'S ACCLAIMED NYSC DISCHARGED CERTIFICATE FOUND INCOHERENT AND FAULTY

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Regardless of the the Vice Chancellor of the prestigious Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria coming before the Senate to defend and ascertain the claim that Mr Melaye truthfully graduated from the University in the year 2000. Nigerians, for a second have never freed the matter to go to early grave, they are ever resilient in fishing out the truth and leaking out every iota of secrets behind Senator Dino Melaye's certificate case.  Nigerians claimed looking vividly into the certificate, Melaye's NYSC Call Up No doesn't tally with the year he commenced his youth service, the certificate as written carried "99"  which implies the year mobilized but July, 2000 confusedly found to be the commencement of his One year compulsory youth service, amidst other faults found on the certificate.

BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI TEMPORARILY BANNED FROM INVOLVING IN INTERNATIONAL DUITES

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FIFA has issued Argentina captain Lionel Messi a four-game-ban just six hours before his country’s World Cup qualifier away at Bolivia. Messi was caught on camera insulting assistant referee Dewson Silva during Argentina’s 1-0 win over Chile seven on March 24. It is confirmed that Messi would miss the 2018 FIFA World Cup qualifiers against Bolivia, Uruguay, Paraguay and Venezuela. The 5-time Ballon d’Or winner reportedly aimed at the mother of Brazilian assistant referee Dewson Silva when the incident happened. The referee said he did not hear Messi make comments about his family, but the Barcelona forward was caught on video invoking “the c*** of [Silva’s] mother” as he raged against an officiating decision. Messi would later refuse to shake the official’s hand after the game. “I didn’t hear any offensive language from Lionel Messi or anyone else towards myself,” the referee said. “If I heard any offensive words, I would have acted according to the rules of the game.” Argentina sit

PARIS CLUB REFUND LOAN: SARAKI SWORN TO HAVE NEVER EMBEZZLED GOVERNMENT MONEY.

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Senate President, Bukola Saraki, has denied ever diverting N19 billing Paris Club refund, as being alleged by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC. Saraki in a statement through his Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Yusuph Olaniyonu, disclosed that the leaked report orchestrated by EFCC as it concerns the payment of the Paris Club Fund refund to the Nigerian Governors Forum, NGF, was false. The statement reads; “Let us first state that these allegations are not new. The EFCC had from the onset of its investigation into the Paris Club refund made attempts to drag in the name of Dr. Saraki and we have promptly denied any such involvement of the Senate President. “In fact, the EFCC itself came out to deny the report as it then said it had nothing to indict the Senate President. The anti-graft agency said the investigation was still on-going then. Yet, as at that time it had all these information it is now dishing out. “It is obvious that at this point when Mr. Magu

GIST: BILL TO PROHIBIT TRIBAL MARKS PASSES SECOND READING

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A Bill for an Act to provide for the Prohibition of Facial Mutilation, Offences, Prosecution and Punishment of Offenders on Tuesday passed second reading in the Senate. . The Bill is also for the Protection of victims under threat of facial mutilation and other related Matters. Sen. Dino Melaye (APC-Kogi), who sponsored the bill, said that there was no doubt that Africans of old used tribal marks as a means of proper identification. . Leading debate on the bill, Melaye said in those days, members of the same village, tribe or lineage had the same tribal marks. Melaye said that the hometown and lineage of a child or anyone with tribal marks were immediately identified, while outsiders who did not have such marks were also spotted. . He further explained that parents also used tribal marks to lay credence to the legitimacy of their children. However, the lawmaker said “all these reasons cannot be scientifically proven, and hence cannot enjoy the support for this harmful practice’’. . T

MELAYE-GATE: SEN. DINO MELAYE HUMOROUS APPEARANCE AT THE PLENARY SESSION TODAY

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Still on the matter, Senator Dino Melaye or Daniel Dino Jonah Melaiye  O., continues flaunting different scenes of his certificate drama. With this humorous appearance to the Plenary session today, how do you rate this Kogi-senator of ours?

ABU, MELAYE GATE: REASONABLE QUESTIONS TO ASK

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Despite the VIce Chancellor ABU Zaria Prof. Ibrahim Garba, answering questions asked by the Senate as regards Senator Dino Melaye's certificate issues. Nigerians seem not to be convinced yet. Therefore, we bring you some reasonable questions from the Senate of the Masses, ABU and Dino need to answer these.  For ABU: •How was Dino admitted into ABU without 5 'O' level credits? •To study Geography, shouldn't he have obtained a better result than P8 in the subject? •Does ABU admit candidates with P8 in both English and Mathematics? •Does ABU award B.A. Geography as reflected in Dino's statement of results? •Why was Dino's name given as 'Daniel Jonah MELAYE' in his statement of results; and 'Melaiye Daniel Jonah O in the Senior School Certificate with which he was admitted? •How could Dino have participated in the  national youth service in 1999 when he graduated in 2000? •Why is Dino's certificate not yet issued 17 years after graduation?   For Dino

FOOTBALL: REAL MADRID CHASE CHELSEA'S HAZARD

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Los Blancos Giant are in chase of Chelsea's brilliant attacker, Eden Hazard as Chelsea are keen to keep the attacker regardless of the pressure to land him in Bernabeau.

TO ALL 2017 JAMBITES

Latest updates on JAMB.  Jamb 2017 will be hard compared to JAMB written so far. The new JAMB syllabus will be approved this year. Any aspirant reading JAMB past questions should stop and purchase JAMB's new brochure. It was also announced that each candidate will put a good passport photograph not black and white and thumb print before entering examination centres. It was also announced that result will be sent to each candidate 9 hours after exam via e-mail. Ensure to register with a correct e-mail during registration. 2017 JAMB registration will last for one month, starting from the 20th of March till the 19th of April. Direct entry registration begins shortly after. Examination questions will vary per candidate. Candidates who score above 250 will gain merit admission by JAMB into the institution of choice. 2017 JAMB CBT will last 3 years for candidates with a score of 200 and above  Scholarship may be awarded to candidates with a score of 280 and above in various institutions

RELATIONSHIP FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE 1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her. 2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go. 3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farmlands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office. 4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face. 5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in- charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent. 6.